Dear Tom,

This is a humble request…. I don’t ask for much.

(okay, I ask for a whole fucking lot but just hear me out on this)

All I really want is 

for you

to wear

really tight pants all the time.

Love,
me(a big fan of you, your legs, your butt, and all the other stuff)

All those in favor of making Tom wear a fucking luchador mask at all times say: asdfgluygtwqkhvctovu*sobsob*

*GASP*

Tom

You changed your profile picture…

I like it.

Enjoy your nightmares, anon! 

Thomas u shit.

Thomas u shit.

Tom just really really

really

likes his awards.

I’m not really good at April Fools jokes…

Tom:

I was talking about running.

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