Anonymous asked: Why am I imagining fairytale-horse-riding-Henry-V giving Loki pointers on being a "better" Disney Prince? WHY?!

Henry: I think you need to loosen up a bit

Loki: Was I speaking to you?

Henry: Hear me out. Go drinking with me. We’ll have fun! We’ll do some wooing, get sloshed and maybe put on an impromptu play.

Loki: Please leave me alone.

Henry: There’s another problem. You give everyone the cold shoulder.

Loki: I AM A FROST GIANT EVERYTHING ABOUT ME IS COLD.

Henry: Woah, chill out man.

Loki: NOW YOU’RE JUST BEING AN ASSHOLE.

Henry: Sorry, that was cold.

Loki: *freezes Henry in a block of ice*

Loki: You are worse than Thor with the jokes.

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