I ADMIT IT TOM. I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL.
TRULY.
DEEPLY.
HATE.
You waltz around, being all pretty and shit.
And I just sit here(rebloging your face) thinking to myself “WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS FUCKER THINKS HE IS? MAKING ME REBLOG HIS GORGEOUS FUCKING FACE 4,757,547,366,576,593 FUCKING TIMES A FUCKING DAY. ARRGHIFUCKINGLOVEHATEYOU.”
I have to pee a lot with all this haterade that I drink, Tom.
I don’t have time for that many fucking potty breaks, Tom.
It takes away from my Reblogging Tom’s Stupid Pretty Face time.